Tuesday, 24 January 2012



Sometimes I get the feeling where
In order to write I need despair
Cue Bolton away
Last Saturday
And clumps of my remaining hair.

Glen Johnsons defensively weak
Maxi’s too scared and too meek
Charlie Adam, not pretty
Andy Carroll, a pity
That’s just my shortened critique

Dirk and Pepe, our always secure
Looking out of form and unsure
Not fatalistic,
It’s all quite hard to endure

Tactics must be stared in the face
A defensive midfielder replaced
Standards need mending
The Season is ending
Will the Carling Cup save us from grace?